If you know me well, you know I don’t do well with winter at home. I can’t with the logistics of getting through town with icy streets and snowbanks for sidewalks and blizzards that keeps going like they’re on the Energizer payroll. That said, my body’s settings—much like the haunches of Shakira—don’t lie. I can only take so much heat, so much beachy tourist traffic, and my system shuts down.
I was doing fine with the heat and the crowds in Nerja as long as I was able to swim in the cool sea. I’d get up super early, get a swim and a little beach time before heading back to start my workday on Montreal office hours. Signing off at 8:00 p.m., I could get another dip before sundown. The perfect circadian rhythm. But then—cue the Jaws soundtrack, but plunked on a toy piano—came the jellyfish swarms.


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